A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs
is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with
MSG."
He went on, "High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term
harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But
there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all, and we all have eaten, or will eat."
He leaned forward and stared at his
audience.
"Would anyone care to guess what food
causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small
75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand
and said,.............
............. "Wedding Cake?"
"The material we put into our stomachs
is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with
MSG."
He went on, "High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term
harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But
there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all, and we all have eaten, or will eat."
He leaned forward and stared at his
audience.
"Would anyone care to guess what food
causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small
75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand
and said,.............
............. "Wedding Cake?"
