OT - Another funny

[Fred]

One day Bob was sitting on his front porch when he saw Joe, a neighbor walking by carrying a roll of chicken wire.



Bob said, "Hey Joe, what are doing with that chicken wire?" Joe said, "I'm going to catch some chickens." Bob said, "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Joe just smiled and walked away. Later that day, to Bob's amazement, Joe came back from where he went carrying the chicken wire with a bunch of chickens all tangled up in it.



Next day Bob saw Joe carrying a couple rolls of duck (duct) tape.



Bob said, "Hey Joe, what are doing with that duck tape?" Joe said, "I'm going to catch some ducks." Bob said, "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Joe just smiled and walked away. Later that day, again to Bob's amazement, Joe came back from where he went carrying the duck tape with a bunch of ducks all tangled up in it.



Next day Bob saw Joe carrying some sort of plant. Bob asked, "What cha got there, Joe?" Joe said, "It's called pussywillow."



Bob said, "Let me get my hat, I'm going with you!"







Happy Friday!!!

 

[EddieS'04]

:lol:

 

[Greg Stuhlsatz]

:lol:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

I have heard it before, but it is still funny to read.. LOL

 

[Paul H]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::wacko:

Paul H

 

[Gary DiPietroSr]

Here's another...



The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to

drink a Beer.



After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said

"Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I

do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said,

"I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about

dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough

Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.

The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was

starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you

to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze

to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles

around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger

returned to the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another

cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse

outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do. What's wrong

with him this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,



(...I JUST LOVE THIS PART...)







(...This is really gonna hurt...)













"Nothing, but you left your ***** running".

 

[Ed C]

that is just wrong:lol:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Ok, a tiny bit twisted,,, BUT I LIKE IT... LOL

 

[Dale Paris]

I love it, lol