> On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States,
> Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting
> he asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
>
> "That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent
> ministers and advisors."
>
> "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.
> You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and
> said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said,
> "I have a riddle for you to answer for me.
>
> Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your
> brother. Who was this child?"
>
> Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
>
> "Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."
>
> Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking back
> on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to her, "I have a
> riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it
> was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was that child ?"
>
> Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the
> answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"
>
> "Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."
>
> So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to bottom,
> and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions,
> none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not knowing
> what she would tell her husband, the former President. As Hillary was
> leaving her meeting she ran into her most formable challenger to her
> presidential nomination, Barack Obama.
>
> So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your parents
> had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was
> the child?"
>
> "That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be me."
>
> "Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination
> for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States!" So
> Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to your riddle.
> The child was Barack Obama.!"
>
> "No, you Dumb **** !" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"
>
> The bottom line... guess where we're headed with the two of them again running the
Country!