OT: (humor?) Didn't get on the "Do Not Call List"? Try this . . .

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The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening

meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Karl

Brummer". Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who is calling.



The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered

Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he

knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number.



I then said off to the side, "get some pictures of the body at

various angles and the blood smears", I then turned back to the

phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene

and must stay on the line because we had already traced this

call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case.



I questioned the caller at great length as to his name,

address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how

he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about

one hour before he made this call.



The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers

were given in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his

position and the police were entering the building to take him

into custody, at that point I heard the phone fall and the

scurrying of his running away.



My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears

streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for

about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but it was the best

meal in a long, long time.
 
That is excellent...I will have to tell my dad about this one..he is 82yrs old and has one heck of a sense of humor, with telemarketers...:lol::lol:
 
When I get some foreigner calling they always mess my last name up, so I know they don't know me. I just say they have the wrong number. I'm on every do not call list there is.

This site is good, I have the CD.
 
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