OT: Learn Chinese in 5 Min.... (Funny)

[Todd Z]

Learn Chinese in Five (5) minutes.

(You MUST read them out loud.)





That's not right

Sum Ting Wong



Are you harboring a fugitive?

Hu Yu Hai Ding



See me ASAP

Kum Hia Nao



Stupid Man

Dum ***



Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni



Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan



I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni



I think you need a face lift

Chin Tu Fat



It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim



I thought you were on a diet

Wai Yu Mun Ching



This is a tow away zone

No Pah King



Our meeting is scheduled for next week

Wai Yu Kum Nao



Staying out of sight

Lei Ying Lo



He Is Cleaning his Automobile

Wa Shing Ka



Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki Pu



Great

Fa Kin Su Pa

 

[TomT]

LOL.



Then there was the Asian guy that went to the bank to exchange yen

for dollars and was getting a little agitated...



He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo

yen ~ today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"



The teller says, "Fluctuations."



The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"

 

[Kevin Palmer]

You MUST read them out load for it to work right.



But the real sad part is, I could NOT stop myself from using a Chinese type accent....



Too funny...

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Tom,,,,



I could see that happening... LOL

 

[Thomas Rogers]

What happened to the guy on here calling everyone a racist about the "Cinco De Mayo" joke...he would have a field day with this post?







TJR

 

[Dallas Starr]

hahahah

 

[Mike Wilson]

Too much funee, Me pissee pantsee!

 

[Fred]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[RAUL AGUILAR]

too funny:lol:

whats the cinco de mayo joke i missed that one

 

[Thomas Rogers]

maguilar496,



That day's coming around in a few weeks...hang on until then for the joke.



TJR

 

[Bill V]

Or if you truly can't wait...

 

[FlipTrac_511]

Hahah.



Thanks for the link Bill, I forgot about that one.

 

[shawn stonbraker 2]

Now see, I missed that one!!! Thanks for posting Bill, that was some good reading.

 

[Thomas Rogers]

Bill V, thanks, even almost a year later that thread is still LOL funny.



TJR

 

[Dave Wu]

OK GUYS...very funny and I am Chinese....LOL....Though I was born and raised here in Evansville, Indiana....I find the Chinese jokes to be the best, so don't take this reply wrong. The only time I find it wrong is when other Chinese people always want to speak Chinese to me. LOOK PEOPLE...I was born and raised here in the good ole' USA. I do speak and write Chinese, I chose not to! I know some people are shocked when I make the above statement, but since I was born here, maybe I should speak and write the language, huh? ACTUALLY, I am thinking about taking Spanish, since that seems to be the common language anymore. In fact every time we go to Florida (Mickey Mouse World) my son (8 years old) always asks me why there is always a Spanish translation after every English announcement. Just my opinion...Thanks for listening...I love this site. I check it out 2 -3 times everyday!