OT: Simplur Speling Sistem

[Thomas Rogers]

Yup, there are those that want to spell words as they sound, and they are fighting for this "simplur speling sistem".



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P.S. Sorry. I meant to categorize this as OT, but I guess it's general info since you can't recat once submitted.

 

[Fer Echegaray]

Woot!?:blink:

 

[Fred]

Toaduhlee ubsurd. But wy not kater to theez ideeuts too?

 

[Mark Grumpy]

Air Force members will recognize this from the Tongue and Quill.





Spell Chequer



Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss Steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no.

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

– Sauce Unknown

 

[Travis Munday]

With a nation literacy rate of 99.9%, how much higher do these people expect to go? Changing the way words are spelled would only increase this rate until everyone relearns.

 

[Thomas Rogers]

Tiger, it is a proven fact that 85% of all statistics quoted on the Internet are fabricated.

 

[Roy Smith]

mater wuz hear#^*&***