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Dre L

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>A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

>They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.

>

>They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom

>is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds

>of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,

>cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,

>and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

>

>The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection

>of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she

>decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite

>impressed by his sensitive side.

>

>She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes ....

>After an intense night of passion with this sensitive

>guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman

>rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?".............

>

>The guy says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
 

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