Gavin Allan
Well-Known Member
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my girlfriend all over
her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we
made passionate love and I made her scream, nonstop for five
minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my girlfriend all
over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and
then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen
minutes straight."
The Canadian says: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my
girlfriend, y'know, all over her body with a special butter. I
caressed her entire body with the butter and then made love.
I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full
hours? ...wow! that's phenomenal. How did you do it to make
her scream for two hours?
The Canadian replied , "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we
made passionate love and I made her scream, nonstop for five
minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my girlfriend all
over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and
then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen
minutes straight."
The Canadian says: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my
girlfriend, y'know, all over her body with a special butter. I
caressed her entire body with the butter and then made love.
I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full
hours? ...wow! that's phenomenal. How did you do it to make
her scream for two hours?
The Canadian replied , "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
