The OTHER thing bears do in the woods

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Dale Carter

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So much for hanging your food up at night to keep it from the bears.



I want to know where I can buy that super strong rope?



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Wow!! Talk about bear necessities!! :lol: Now what do we do to keep them away from our food? Next they will be driving sport tracs. :blink:
 
Naw, I think the bear would have trouble with the keyless entry. I mean, on trucks as nice as ours, he's not gonna scratch the paint tryin to hit the buttons, and I don't think it'd be possible for him to use the remote. Also, I have the "James Bond" system where you get a nice 100,000volt shock if you touch my truck after it's locked.









Seriously, would that be possible? Like, hooking the battery onto the vehicle so that when it's locked, the circuit is open, and when someone touches it, the circuit is complete? I think I could cause a lot of trouble with that.
 
Jeff C - easy to do, we'll get up a pool to gamble on how long it takes some nitwit plaintiff lawyer to sue you in Lowndes County HAHAHAHAHAHA



Did you see where Taser wants to sell to the public? Wire one of those up with a radar sensor inside your cab. Cool!
 
Back in the '50s, my dad had a Crosley Super Sport in which he had connected an old Model T ignition coil to a switch. One lead from the high-tension side was attached to the car's chassis, the other to a chain which he could lower to touch the ground. Usually, he just used it as a practical joke on would-be passengers, but he also once used it to stop a dog from marking his hubcaps. :lol:
 

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