Johnny O
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TJR said:I have a front-wheel drive car. I know how to drive in this, but since 99% of the guys on the roads (the few that have to be there) don't, I will just stay in my hotel today. The local office I work from is closed.
From "Tips For Yankees Moving South":
# If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.
# Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.
# If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
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