Gary DiPietroSr
Well-Known Member
One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first
meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Biker : "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a
lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Biker : "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then.
On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey,
tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca.
We drink 'til we throw up and then we drink some
more! And you don't have to worry about getting
a hangover, because you're dead anyway."
Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?"
Biker : "You better believe it."
Satan: "All right!
You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs
out. If you get cancer, no biggie, you're already dead,
remember?"
Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."
Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."
Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble
all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots,
whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're
dead anyhow."
Biker : "Cool!"
Satan: "What about Drugs?"
Biker : "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"
Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie
the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you
want. You're dead so who cares."
Biker : "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
Satan: "You gay?"
Biker : "No friggin way.."
Satan: "Ooooooooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough!"
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first
meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Biker : "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a
lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Biker : "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then.
On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey,
tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca.
We drink 'til we throw up and then we drink some
more! And you don't have to worry about getting
a hangover, because you're dead anyway."
Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?"
Biker : "You better believe it."
Satan: "All right!
You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs
out. If you get cancer, no biggie, you're already dead,
remember?"
Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."
Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."
Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble
all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots,
whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're
dead anyhow."
Biker : "Cool!"
Satan: "What about Drugs?"
Biker : "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"
Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie
the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you
want. You're dead so who cares."
Biker : "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
Satan: "You gay?"
Biker : "No friggin way.."
Satan: "Ooooooooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough!"
