Boudreaux was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Boudreaux nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna
drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"NO, it wuz from all dat skippin!"