Bill V
Well-Known Member
From the "Late Show with David Letterman" 's weekly online Top 10 competition:
Top 10 Signs You're Watching a Bad Presidential Debate
10. Candidates allowed three minutes to answer, two minutes for rebuttal and one minute to make balloon animals.
9. Takes its questions exclusively from Trivial Pursuit: Disney Edition.
8. Rebuttals consist of nothing but "Yo mama" jokes.
7. They need to ask 5th graders to help them with the questions.
6. Light on debating, heavy on free-style rap.
5. Candidates are each allowed to "phone a friend".
4. Debate drags on so long Giuliani is divorced and re-married twice.
3. Moderator Ryan Seacrest keeps flashing the text number to vote.
2. Hillary Clinton cannot answer health care questions but wins $500,000 by picking the correct briefcase.
1. It's a bit too Kucinichy.
Top 10 Signs You're Watching a Bad Presidential Debate
10. Candidates allowed three minutes to answer, two minutes for rebuttal and one minute to make balloon animals.
9. Takes its questions exclusively from Trivial Pursuit: Disney Edition.
8. Rebuttals consist of nothing but "Yo mama" jokes.
7. They need to ask 5th graders to help them with the questions.
6. Light on debating, heavy on free-style rap.
5. Candidates are each allowed to "phone a friend".
4. Debate drags on so long Giuliani is divorced and re-married twice.
3. Moderator Ryan Seacrest keeps flashing the text number to vote.
2. Hillary Clinton cannot answer health care questions but wins $500,000 by picking the correct briefcase.
1. It's a bit too Kucinichy.
