Michael Fazzina
Active Member
:lol:
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
To ask his help in reviving her husband's libido ..
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor ..
"Not a chance", she said . "He won't even take an
Aspirin " ...
"Not a problem", replied the doctor . "Give him! An
"Irish Viagra" . It's when you drop the Viagra tablet
Into his coffee . He won't even taste it . Give it a
Try and call me in a week to let me know how things
Went "
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who
Directly inquired as to progress . The poor dear
Exclaimed , "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
Horrid ! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
Coffee and the effect was almost immediate .. He jumped
Straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his
Pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm,
He sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me
Clothes to tatters and took me then and there,
Took me passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the
Sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Twas the best sex I'v e had in 25 years! But sure as
I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face
In Starbucks again!":lol:
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
To ask his help in reviving her husband's libido ..
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor ..
"Not a chance", she said . "He won't even take an
Aspirin " ...
"Not a problem", replied the doctor . "Give him! An
"Irish Viagra" . It's when you drop the Viagra tablet
Into his coffee . He won't even taste it . Give it a
Try and call me in a week to let me know how things
Went "
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who
Directly inquired as to progress . The poor dear
Exclaimed , "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
Horrid ! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
Coffee and the effect was almost immediate .. He jumped
Straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his
Pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm,
He sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me
Clothes to tatters and took me then and there,
Took me passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the
Sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Twas the best sex I'v e had in 25 years! But sure as
I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face
In Starbucks again!":lol:
