This afternoon I set out to get a hold of the actual promo flyer from an automotive store. My local Pep Boys and Kragen did not have them anymore, but on my third try I got lucky; the Autozone guy took the time to look for it and found em and I gladly recieved one.
I get home and check the mail and there is an envelope from Valvoline. Inside...an original order form. At first I was wondering how the heck they knew I needed one, then I remembered I had inquired them about it through email. They never replied so I figured I got blown off, but they actually pulled through!
So if anyone else needs them, I suggest emailing them. I also have an extra one I can give away to the first person who emails me for it.