I heard on the news that Washington, DC is looking for a new slogan, one that makes sense. I have the perfect one, "Keeping our hands in your pockets".:lol::lol::lol: Makes sense to me.
The Washington Post runs a weekly humor contest called the Style Invitational. (Because it's printed in the Style section.) Each week they give a category, and each week they print the best entries that they received in the contest published a few weeks prior to that. I know that a year or two ago, they ran this exact contest. I'll have to try to find a link to it online--there were some great ones submitted!