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Michael Fazzina

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Subject: Recent Study



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated

that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would

have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found

in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or

other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of

boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember: Water = Poop,:blink::huh::wacko:

Wine = Health:D:rolleyes::cool:



Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as

a public service.
 
The tap water in your house has higher quality standards for purity than bottlers have for their bottled products. Remember when Evian water hit the market and made a huge "splash"? Write the word EVIAN backwards and see what you get!:wacko:
 
Have to agree with Dan on this one. Tap water is better than most bottled waters. However, I do agree that drinking adult beverages is always preferable! :wacko::D:wacko::D
 
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