biznaga
Active Member
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a few things that really speak to true friendship:
1. When I am sad - You will help me get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry slob who made me sad.
2. When I am blue - You will try to dislodge whatever is choking me.
3. When I smile - You will know I'm up to no good.
4. When I am scared - You will rag on me about it every chance you get.
4. When I am worried - You will tell me horrible stories about how much worse it could be and yell at me to quit whining.
6. When I am confused - You will use small words and speak slowly.
7. When I am sick - You'll tell me to stay far away from you until I am well again. You don't want whatever I have.
8. When I fall - You will point and laugh at my clumsy-ness and tell me to "walk it off."
1. When I am sad - You will help me get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry slob who made me sad.
2. When I am blue - You will try to dislodge whatever is choking me.
3. When I smile - You will know I'm up to no good.
4. When I am scared - You will rag on me about it every chance you get.
4. When I am worried - You will tell me horrible stories about how much worse it could be and yell at me to quit whining.
6. When I am confused - You will use small words and speak slowly.
7. When I am sick - You'll tell me to stay far away from you until I am well again. You don't want whatever I have.
8. When I fall - You will point and laugh at my clumsy-ness and tell me to "walk it off."
:lol:
