6 Truths of Life

[WilliamA Schultz]

6 Truths of Life







1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.















2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.















3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.















4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.



























5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.



















6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.















I apologize about this .







I'm an idiot and I needed company.

 

[Tom Schindler]

Actually, some people are unable to touch all of their teeth with their tongue.



How? Some have had teeth removed and the majority of people have had their wisdom teeth removed.





Tom

 

[Rodger Tellefson]

Tom,



Teeth that have been removed do not count. Yes, I will be forwarding this in an email because I need the company.

 

[Connor Sabistina]

Tom, teeth which have been removed can still be touched by the tongue. Just hold them in your hand and touch them to your tongue!

 

[Greg Stuhlsatz]

I like this thread.

 

[TomT]

I'm an idiot.

 

[Jimmy Lavoie]

I just found some of my lunch ... mmmmm.



I'm a idiot too. :blink:

 

[Gavin Allan]

I can't touch all my top teeth with my tongue since some of them are missing! :lol:

 

[Doug Watts]

Apparently, I needed some company too. :wacko:

 

[Martin]

Ok, I'm an Idiot as well.........but I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue....can U? :lol:

 

[Gavin Allan]

I may not be much to look at, but I have a 6-inch tongue with a wart on the end of it. :lol:

 

[Keola P]

Got 2 wisdom teeth and a molar pulled up top, then had a set of high performance ceramic braces installed on the grill so eventually I'll look less like an idiot

 

[Jeffrey Travis]

In Alabama it is really an easy task as it is a one to one relationship - one tongue, one tooth (hence toothbrush is correct).



I guess that says I have lived in GA long enough that I rip on 'Bama. Used to be a Rochester - Buffalo thing when I lived in Western NY.

 

[Shaun Tucker]

hey HST,

had a set of high performance ceramic braces installed on the grill

How much Horse Power do these add? :lol:







Bet you guys cant touch ALL your top teeth with your tongue AT ONCE. Try that, idiots

 

[Roger Batts]

Well, Shaun, I guess I'm a SuperIdiot!