A mean joke on my oldest son

[Bart Adkins]

My wife decided to make a flyer to post at the local grocery store and the Library. She was thinking about babysitting this year to make a little extra money. Jake overheard part of our conversation and was being extra nosy. He kept interrupting Kathy and I and kept asking, "A flyer for what? Are we selling something...etc" I told him to mind his business and we'd talk to him about it later.

He let us be for awhile but we both knew the suspense was eating at him, so I

got out the paper and markers and made up a flyer. I left in on my nightstand where I knew he would see it. The flyer said the following:

Affordable STRIPPER

Make your bachelor party a HIT!

I'm SEXY SEXY SEXY

and I LOVE to SHAKEIT!

Call Kathy at 889-....

TODAY!

He almost cried! It was awesome...there goes father of the year I guess.:lol::lol:

 

[George T]

Mean but hilarious...imagine what was going through his head!!!:lol:

 

[Todd Z]

I think that is more of a joke on your wife....



I would have made a "son for sale" flyer... LOL :lol::lol::lol:



Todd Z

 

[Johnny O]

I hit a deer with my son's Mustang and crushed the fender and door. :lol:

Nevermind, I guess that's not a joke.

 

[Woppy V]

HAHA THAT IS SICK! :lol::lol::lol:

 

[Yardsale]

Stripping babysitter?!? Things are looking up ...

 

[Gerald Pierce]

That's awesome.....



:lol:

 

[Jason McKinnon]

Only thing that would have made it better is changing the next to the last line to

"Call BART at..."

 

[Matthew W]

My neighborhood babysitter charges $6 an hour ... does Kathy have similar 'rates' ???



:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Bill V]

That depends--Does your neighborhood babysitter have similar 'services'?