Circle of Life

[Robert Thomas]

Circle of Life



At age 4 .......success is ......not peeing in your pants



At age 12 .....Success is ......having friends



At age 16 .....Success is ......having a drivers license



At age 25 .....Success is ......having sex when married



At age 35 .....Success is ......having money



At age 50 .....Success is ......having money



At age 60 .....Success is ......having sex when married



At age 70 .....Success is ......having a drivers license



At age 75 .....Success is ......having friends



At age 80 .....Success is ......not peeing in your pants

 

[Richard L]

Redfish,

Very funny but probably true....:bwahaha:



...Rich

 

[EddieS'04]

With my bladder control. Age 4 thru now is the same...:bwahaha:

 

[Robert Thomas]

When I first saw it many years ago it was funny.



Now? :boohoo::boohoo:

 

[gary s]

good one :haveabeer:



on a side note, let me know if irene effects citrus cnty. probably not, but would like to know.

 

[Robert Thomas]

Not a problem. I will keep you informed. Looks real good now.

 

[Robert Thomas]

Not even a drop of rain. :banana::banana:

 

[Bill V]

Pretty good. Kind of reminds me of another one--

(I had to change the spaces to underscores, just so the system didn't truncate them down. Ignore the underlines and pay attention to the quote marks.)



The nine ages of man

1) Not old enough to know better.

2) ____"____"____"__"_____"

3) _"__"____"____"__"

4) ____"____"____"__"

5) _"__"____"

6) ____"____"

7) _"__"

8) ____"

9) _"

 

[Bill V]

And yet another one that's somewhat similar--not humorous, but very interesting...

 

[Thomas Rogers]

Or, as my dad said, if you live long enough you leave the world the same way you came in...pi$$ing in $hitting yourself, needing someone to feed you, drooling all the time, and needing someone to take care of you 24x7.