Bart Adkins
Well-Known Member
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the
counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at
a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring
at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna
eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says,
"Yep, that's as far as I got, too.":lol:
counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at
a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring
at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna
eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says,
"Yep, that's as far as I got, too.":lol:
