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[Don Pertz]

Polish Sausage



Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!



A man asks a store clerk, 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'



The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'



The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.

But let me ask you something:



If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?



Or if I had a asked for German Bratwurst,

would you ask me if I was German?



Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog.

would you ask me if I was Jewish?



Or if I had asked for a taco,

would you ask if I was Mexican?'





'If I asked for some Irish whiskey,

would you ask if I was Irish?'



The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'



With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,

'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish

because I asked for Polish sausage?'



The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot...!

 

[Bud Williams]

Didn't see that one coming...:banana:

 

[Robert Caffyn]

+1 on Bud. Very funny, my Polish wife will really appreciate that one! BC :banana::banana:

 

[Bill V]

Odd thing is, our local Home Depot has a vending stand attached to the front of the building where, during the summer, they sell food like Polish Sausage...

 

[Bud Williams]

Bill...are you Polish?:grin:

 

[Bill V]

No... :grin:



I'm just saying that, at least at this HD location, asking for a Polish Sausage wouldn't be deemed unusual...

 

[Les]

Odd thing is, our local Home Depot has a vending stand attached to the front of the building where, during the summer, they sell food like Polish Sausage...

I would have thought in Minnesota it would have been cheese...:grin:

 

[Bill V]

I would have thought in Minnesota it would have been cheese...

Nah, you can't get decent cheese here in MN. You need to go at least a few miles across the border into 'Sconie for that.

 

[Mark K 2]

Nah, you can't get decent cheese here in MN. You need to go at least a few miles across the border into 'Sconie for that.

I can have over 100 kinds of cheese collected in two hours. I'm cheese spoiled.

 

[Kevin Lang]

I'm cheese spoiled.

Fitting, since cheese is spoiled :grin:



Though since we're nit-picking, the ubiquitous hot-dog stands at home depots are outside, and if he asked a clerk the Pollock would be inside, as I haven't seen clerks there make a habit of standing around waiting to be asked questions by the hot dog stand.



(And I don't know if the food from one of those is really worthy of being called sausage of any variety, God only knows what it really is)

 

[Andy Chase]

I would agree with Bill that WI has better cheese. Afterall, that's where I first tasted Chocolate Cheese!! Hard to find, but tastes good, sorta like fudge. It's hard to get people to try it unless you tell them its fudge.:supercool: