Here we go....

[Don Pertz]

Mexican Border

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.







"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.





"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.





"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.



"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."







"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.



"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."







"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

 

[Bud Williams]

:rofl::worthless::rofl:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

ohhhhhhh...



That will ruffle some feathers.. LOL

 

[Kevin Lang]

Nice. Very nice...



(BTW, which Bush?)



Though I feel sorry for the border guard and tatooist for having to see that....

 

[Richard L]

KL,

What's does it matter which Bush? LOL



...Rich

 

[Mark K 2]

 

[Kevin Lang]

Yes, it matters which Bush.



Dubya had the whole foot-to-a$$ response to 9/11 and gave our military something to do after it atrophied during the Clinton years...his foreign policy triumphs lessen the suck of his blunders, of which there were many (ie most anything concerning domestic policy)



Herbert Walker's legacy is forever black-marked by the reneging on "no new taxes" when he tried to be "bipartisan" and they crucified him. He has nothing redeeming for that blunder, sadly

 

[Don Pertz]

Somehow I just knew this would turn to sh-t!



:smack:

 

[EddieS'04]

Reminds me of the movie with Cheech Marin, "Born in East LA"..:rofl: