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Gavin Allan

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When is @#$% Acceptable?





There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has

been considered acceptable for use.



They are as follows:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean,

we are sinking?"



-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912







10. "What the @#$% was that?"



-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945







9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"



-- Custer, 1877















8. "Any @#$%ing idiot

could understand that."



-- Einstein, 1938















7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"



-- Picasso, 1926















6. "How the @#$%

did you work that out?"



-- Pythagoras, 126 BC















5. "You want WHAT

on the @#$%ing ceiling?"



-- Michelangelo, 1566















4. "Where the @#$% are we?"



-- Amelia Earhart, 1937















3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,

my ass!"



-- Noah, 4314 BC















2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"



-- Bill Clinton, 1998





and a drum roll please............!











1. "Geez, I didn't think



they'd get this



@%#*^ing mad."



-- Saddam Hussein, 2003





BONUS POINT:



"Who was the engineer who specified these @%#*^ing shocks on the first-generation ST?"



-- Ford SportTrac Owners after installing new shocks, 2001-2005
 
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