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Jake Levin

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This is what happens when it rans for 8 days straight!



In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with...





a misdewiener. :wacko:
 
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:lol:

 
May be old, but it is still true:



You have to stay away from those Russian chicks, as John has found out,

the hard way...so to speak...

We all know that her married name was Lorena Bobbit...

But did you know that she was originally from Russia?

Her maiden name was Chopacockoffv!!!:huh:



I Don't care who ye are, ...A'ht's funny raght dere!!!

(Larry the Cable Guy)!



 
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