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Gavin Allan

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WALKING ON THE GRASS



The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.



The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.

Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and

will make delivery that much easier.



Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface

like grass or a path."



"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to

go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."



The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly

raised his hand.



"Yes?" said the Instructor.



"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"



Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?



This level of sensitivity can't be taught.
 

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