Mike Wilson
Well-Known Member
An old man was driving down the Expressway on his way home when his
cellphone rang. Upon answering it, he found out it was his wife on the other
end with an urgent warning; "Harry, be careful on your way home. The News
just said there is someone driving down the Expressway going the wrong way!".
To which Harry replied; "Heck, Martha, it's not just one, it's hundreds of 'em!"
cellphone rang. Upon answering it, he found out it was his wife on the other
end with an urgent warning; "Harry, be careful on your way home. The News
just said there is someone driving down the Expressway going the wrong way!".
To which Harry replied; "Heck, Martha, it's not just one, it's hundreds of 'em!"
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