zaffo oxnard
Active Member
We just sold our house. The new owners in 2 months have:
1. Been arrested by the DEA - they tried to grow dope in the garage. The all-night grow lights did them in. The house was not built that well and must have leaked light like a disco ball. Hello mr. police man, I'm growing weed.
2. Parked a trashed 1965 glastron tri hull on a rusty trailer with a blown tire on my formerly nice clean driveway. Rusty streaks are already there.
3. Had their friends over for a BBQ and all my old neighbors cold hear were the continuous
F-bombs dropped by the guests.
4. They plopped a giant plaster icon of a certain central american native/catholic figure in the middle of the lawn. The virgin is listing to port as she sinks into the nice new sod.
I feel like such an ass.
1. Been arrested by the DEA - they tried to grow dope in the garage. The all-night grow lights did them in. The house was not built that well and must have leaked light like a disco ball. Hello mr. police man, I'm growing weed.
2. Parked a trashed 1965 glastron tri hull on a rusty trailer with a blown tire on my formerly nice clean driveway. Rusty streaks are already there.
3. Had their friends over for a BBQ and all my old neighbors cold hear were the continuous
F-bombs dropped by the guests.
4. They plopped a giant plaster icon of a certain central american native/catholic figure in the middle of the lawn. The virgin is listing to port as she sinks into the nice new sod.
I feel like such an ass.
Last edited by a moderator: