Bill V
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From CBS's Late Show with David Letterman website's weekly Top 10 competition...
Angelina Jolie's Top Ten Pet Peeves About Brad Pitt
10. He's apparently too cool to jump on couches proclaiming his love
9. Refuses to appear on Maury Povich show to confirm paternity
8. Keeps introducing her as his future ex-wife
7. Wears William Shatner's kidney stone around his neck
6. Fight Club, my ass. He can't take a punch
5. Small feet, if you know what I mean
4. His freakishly undersized lips
3. He looks good enough, but when you have been married to Billy Bob everything else is a step down
2. Doesn't kiss as good as her brother
1. Spews more crap than O'Reilly
Angelina Jolie's Top Ten Pet Peeves About Brad Pitt
10. He's apparently too cool to jump on couches proclaiming his love
9. Refuses to appear on Maury Povich show to confirm paternity
8. Keeps introducing her as his future ex-wife
7. Wears William Shatner's kidney stone around his neck
6. Fight Club, my ass. He can't take a punch
5. Small feet, if you know what I mean
4. His freakishly undersized lips
3. He looks good enough, but when you have been married to Billy Bob everything else is a step down
2. Doesn't kiss as good as her brother
1. Spews more crap than O'Reilly
