OT: Pimp My Mouse

[Thomas Rogers]

Is your computer mouse hurting your wrist? Do you do a lot of scrolling in documents? Do you have an old VCR kicking around.



If so, here is a project for you:

 

[Jeff Geist]

Kind of interesting but it reminds me of Steve Martin in the "Jerk". He made the opti-grab for eyeglasses only to find out after making millions that it caused everyone to be cross-eyed. He had to write a check to each person in the suit for $1.09.



"I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure."

 

[Thomas Rogers]

"Navin Johnson...Sounds like a real SCUMBAG!"



"Boy, this guy really hates these oil cans!"

 

[Jeff Geist]

"Boy, this guy really hates these oil cans!"

To which the madman says,



"Die gas pumper!"

"Die milk face!"

"Suck my toes!"

 

[TomT]

"The new phone books are in! The new phone books are in!"

 

[mookie]

FRANKENMOUSE!!!!!



:lol:

 

[James B 3]

ok. prozack every morning guys, it truly makes the world better. :lol:



james

 

[Dallas Starr]

im lost:huh:

 

[Steve Kaufman]

all i need is:



this paddle ball game, this chair, the pack of matches, and the lamp



thats all i need,

 

[Mai Tai]

But who can forget that most romantic song...



I'm picking out a thermos for you.

Not an ordinary thermos for you.

But the extra best thermos that you can buy,

With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!

I'm picking out a thermos for you,

And maybe a barometer too,

And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,

A rear end thermometer too.





Ahh...the classics.

 

[TracN Jack]

OR....



Mom,



I just got my first job...:lol: