Ok, said I've been there, done that and I have...
Back in 1978 or 1979, bought my first new car...new to me, anyways.
Went into a K-Mart store in Taylor, MI. Just as I was getting out of my car, a brand new
and I mean Brand New Lincoln Continental pulled up next to me in the parking space
on my passenger side. Appeared to be father, mother and two kids exiting all four doors.
Father and the son, on the side of my car SLAMMED both doors into the side of (my)
new to me car. I walked over to him and asked him WTF?, or whatever it was you
said in those days .His response?... Get over it kid, these things happen!
Well, I let them get out of sight, and into the store, all the time, thinking of revenge.
Sure enough, it hit me! That heavy, steel shopping cart sure would look pretty (to
me, anyways) planted right in the middle of that long, pretty Lincoln hood!!!
Long story short, I waited in the back of the parking lot for what seemed like an eternity, just to see the look on Mr. Moneybags face when he came out of the store and saw
that shopping cart as a new hood ornament!!!
End result... PRICELESS (Again!).