Hey, NY has plenty of crime, just a better class of criminal :lol:
The type of crime we have here doesn't end up on Cops, but they haven't had a show named Feds as long as I recall.
Since we're not allowed to carry guns legally here, there is no legal deterrence to petty crimes, except for the fact that you may be committing a crime against another criminal which means you may still get your ass handed to you.
Of course, the show Cops is just like any other sensationalist reality show, they will show the worst of the worst class of people on TV just to make people go, "Oh for shame, look at those Texans." Meanwhile you have the exact same problem right where you live. It's called the ******* that will allow his face to be shown on cops to pay for his bail since he's only getting written up for his 3rd DUI anyway and we'll see him next week driving with a suspended license.
I got tired of Cops after the first 3 episodes when I saw a pattern... DUI, Domestic Disturbance, Traffic Stop, Traffic Stop, Domestic Disturbance, Cat Stuck in Drainpipe (awww), Traffic Stop, SWAT guy throws a flashbang it lands in his pocket, he runs it back to the swat truck and takes out the rest of his team, SWAT chases a bat out of a womans house, SWAT pulls bat over for flying under the influence.
"I detected the presence of the odor of marijuana smoke and or vapors in the suspects vehicle, so I asked him to step out of the vehicle and searched it. He said it wasn't his. I found paraphenalia for the election of John Kerry and suspected heavy drug use so I searched the trunk. I found nothing other than these shotguns, being transported legally. The suspect passed a field sobriety test, and said that he had just come out the bar when a group of persons of ethnic and/or democratic origin were passing out flyers and smoking marijuana outside his car. I let him go and wished him a good night."
Woman: "No, I ain't gonna press no charges he's my husband and he loves me, I can't inseminate him."
Cop #1: "Ma'am I was here last week for the same reason, so I will be pressing charges."
Woman: "No, officers you cain't do that!"
Cop #1: "Ma'am settle down"
Woman: "NO I'M NOT GONNA, NO I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU, NO YOU CAIN'T, NO YO..."
Cop #2: "TASER... bzzzz.... bzzzz".
Woman: "twitch... twitch"
Man in handcuffs: "I told you that bi**h was crazy."
New York cop: "Hey we're badass hey. Good Morning sir, it's 4am, have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Driver: "No officer."
New York cop: "Hey, not even a little, hey?"
Driver: "Okay well maybe a little something something, I was over at the club and all you know."
New York cop: "Step out of the vehicle please sir."
Driver: "Sure thing officer."
New York cop: "You wanna walk that line for me, hey."
Driver: "Sure thing officer."
Driver: "I can't, dude I'm too fu**ed up."
New York cop: "Well you lied to me too huh, hey?"
Driver: "I'm sorry, I feel horrible about that, my brother's a cop too, I understand how hard it is for you guys."
New York cop: "Have a good night sir, keep it under 30 and drive safe."
Another DUI Driver in cuffs: "WTF?? You said my a$$ was going to jail."
New York cop: "Hey, shut up or I'll make you, hey."
