Gavin Allan
Well-Known Member
Sex
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working and asks him,
"Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits down, and tells her all about the birds
and bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams... and he thinks what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of
bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: " So what did you want to know about sex for?" " Oh mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready
in a couple of secs..."
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working and asks him,
"Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits down, and tells her all about the birds
and bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams... and he thinks what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of
bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: " So what did you want to know about sex for?" " Oh mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready
in a couple of secs..."
