Mark K 2
Well-Known Member
A couple of Kentucky boys were on vacation down in Tennessee. They went into a grocery store and the first approached the owner and said, "I'd like some taters, maters and ungions." The store keeper laughed at him and said, "ya'll are Kentucky boys, aren't ya?" The second Kentucky boy laughed too. His friend got angry and said, "Let's see you do better." So they went into the next store. The second Kentucky boy approached the store keeper and said, "I would like some tomatoes, potatoes, and onions," in perfectly clear, generic midwestern English. The shop keeper laughed and said "ya'll are Kentucky boys, aren't ya?" Incredulous, the second Kentucky boy said, "How did you know?" The shop keeper pointed at the sign on the store front and said, "This is a furniture store."
