Its not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without hanging on.
We have enough Youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
The original Point and Click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
When blondes have more fun, do the know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two days its an Amusement Park.
Learn from your parents mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL !
Money isnt everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion that appears due to a lack of alcohol.
Time's fun when you're having flies .....Kermit the Frog
We are all born naked, wet and hungry....then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you.....fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimers is that you meet new people every day.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and produce reproductive organs.
Alabamas state motto: At least we are not Mississippi
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
You know why a banana is like a politician?
When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten.
I think Congressmen and Senators should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify all of their corporate sponsors.
You are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without hanging on.
We have enough Youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
The original Point and Click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
When blondes have more fun, do the know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two days its an Amusement Park.
Learn from your parents mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL !
Money isnt everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion that appears due to a lack of alcohol.
Time's fun when you're having flies .....Kermit the Frog
We are all born naked, wet and hungry....then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you.....fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimers is that you meet new people every day.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and produce reproductive organs.
Alabamas state motto: At least we are not Mississippi
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
You know why a banana is like a politician?
When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten.
I think Congressmen and Senators should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify all of their corporate sponsors.
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