War In Iraq Over!!!

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Mike Wilson

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The United States Government , in a rare move last May, admitted that they had made serious mistakes and miscalculations in the amount of time and forces it would take to

remedy the situation in Iraq. Under intense pressure to bring the war to a quick and sucessful

end, the following posters and flyers were put up in select locations around Middle Tennessee, Northern Alabama, and Southern Kentucky, urging all interested persons to

immediately report to the recruiting station of their choice for immediate deployment:



Attention, Y'all:



Osama don't like grits, bass fishin', pick-up trucks, homemade biscuits, 'ner any manner of

chewin' terbacca! He also hates Jesus and Beer! He does, however, like 'yer mama and

'yer little sister! ...Y'all Come!



After the initial deployment of the first 1,000 volunteers, the war was over in 30 days!



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P.S.

Video from deployment training, Mrs. Nadine's First Battalion, Second Regiment out of

Mr. Cothran's Five and Dime Gun Emporium, Ethridge Unit...
 
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I thought it was over when Bush landed on the aircraft carrier.

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I think I know some of those people in the video from another discussion board. That's my kind of fun...



Rock And Roll Full Auto Style!
 
Man o man, that .50 cal is a blast!



I was in the Infantry back in the mid 70's, and I shot a lot of different weapons. The M2 .50 cal was my favorite!
 
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