Why we love children

[Ken Crockett]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.



"How do you know the cat is dead?" she asked him.



"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.



"You did WHAT?!! the teacher exclaimed in surprise.



"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst!' and it didn't move."



:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Rodger Tellefson]

:lol:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Cute...

 

[RAUL AGUILAR]

lol good one.

 

[Greg Stuhlsatz]

:lol:

 

[Andy Chase]

The same kindegartener also proably told his mom when he was at the zoo he saw a Frikin Elephant.



The mom asks what did you call it, he points to the sign that says "African Elephant":lol: