World's shortest fairy tale...

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George C

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The

girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode

motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot

and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted,



The End. :banana:
 
Once upon a time, a guy asked for a divorce, and she said, "Yes". Afterwards, he stayed out late with beautiful women on Friday nights, slept in late on Saturdays and had the boys over for football every Sunday. He bought a nice truck without consulting anyone about whether he could get it or what color it should be...and he lived happily ever after. :D
 
Nice George but I can identify with Nelson's version moreso than yours.



Heck, I'll even thrown in a Toyota, Honda & Suzuki in addition to the truck...:lol:
 
LOL this from a Guy that is not even married 1 year yet !!! LOL



Todd Z
 
Probably going to be flamed for this, but given the title, I assumed the shortest fairy tale was:



Once upon a time, a guy asked a guy 'Will you marry me?' and they moved to a state that allowed the marriage. The End!



;)



TJR
 

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