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If you live in congested cities, just walk. It works, and it isn't much slower than the speeds of this hoojit.



4,500 is a joke. For that much I could afford the ROFLcopter I'm currently renting as I laugh over the ludicrous price.



The way this "bike" is set up you'd get launched like a rock from a catapult if something stopped the front wheel.



Which is convenient for all the pedestrians, as they can easily exact revenge for you being a highfalutin loser and riding your bike through the aforementioned crowded areas. No one likes bikers on crowded sidewalks, and bikers never use their trails (and this hoojit could not use a trail as it is not human-powered).



New Zealand has the highest rates of suicide in a certain demographic, with the explanation of those who take their own lives being that they cannot live up to the standards of masculinity of the island. Point being, if they're so overtly concerned with their "manly" image, how could they ride around on that Minority Report reject?



Again--Walking. It's good for you.



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