All three have gravel roads that are rougher than any shown above.
Are their names Jethro, Mandi, and Cletus--because those must be some pretty boondock homesteads.
It's all about perspective. I've never taken shots of the road to our cabin, which follows logging switch-backs, but that's notably rougher--and where I broke the tortion bar. I doubt I'll have the Trac up there anytime soon. I value a nice, undented finish too much. Of course, nothing will look like Moab or Truckhaven. They're martian landscapes.
There are no mountains east of the Mississippi River.
Folks in New Hampshire would be disappointed to learn that Mt. Washington is merely a hill. And, we better call those textbooks to change the name to the Appalachian Hills.
Technically, or geologically, a mountain is distinguished from a hill by its height--mountains are about 2,000 feet or higher. By Ohio-ian standards, though, I suppose they're all inadequate.
To me, though, it sure seems flat once you get west of Altoona, etc.
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Oh well, enough fun with topography. As you nuts were.