I agree that all women are beautiful, but I also believe that all men are ugly, at least to me! Hopefully the women out there feel the reverse.
I have a friend that likes to be a bit flashy. One day he showed up wearing a blue leather suit, and said "don't I look good?" I looked at him and said "not to me!" He was offended, until I leaned over and said to him "do you really want me to think you're pretty?" He laughed and said "I get your point."