The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is...

[EddieS'04]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Saturday morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other a-hole

using my stuff.."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another a-hole?"

 

[user 64972]

That's pretty funny Eddie!!

:bwahaha:

 

[Johnny O]

Good one.

Couple years ago we're getting dressed to go out. I strap on my ankle holster with a 9mm and the wife says "Oh gawd, are you taking THAT?"

I said "There's nuts out there."

She doesn't miss a beat and says "There's nuts in here too."

 

[Julio R]

not married yet will be next june, been with my future wife for 5 years, i occasionally ask her if shes tired of me yet and when she says no i say dam, have to work harder on that:supercool:

 

[Jerry Gerner 2]

Xerox2099, when you say "til death do us part" you'll soon realize your setting your biggest goal ever. Just kidding, you've already been together for five years so you know you can deal with her ways already :bwahaha: my wife and I will be celebrating six years of marriage in May and seven years together but we've known each other since High School. :supercool:

 

[H D]

June 4 is approaching fast and marks the end of my bachelor days...not a big deal since my bachelor ways ended a couple years ago.



About the joke...I couldn't bear to think about another guy driving my Cougar but other than that, I don't care.

 

[Rodger Tellefson]

That is pretty funny. One might say: Speak for yourself. :grin: