US Redneck Special Forces

[LoriMaury Kimbrough]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new

500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,

Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,

Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and

have been given the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt



This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

 

[Kevin Palmer]

A week tops I figure...

 

[Gerald Pierce]

rotflmao! I can relate to that! I r frum carolina!

 

[James White]

What!!!! no Indiana????

 

[David Crockett]

You forgot Florida, SC,and Louisiana. I'm from NC and already have a dozen of their heads mounted over my fire-place.

 

[Nelson Atwell]

Well, I would only include the panhandle of Florida. It has it's own timezone, and really should belong to Alabama anyways! I lived there for two years, and remember more Alabama plates on cars on the weekends than Florida ones. :lol:

 

[Ryan Schaecher]

Where do I sign up??!?!

 

[Tim Reynolds]

It's a documented fact that Japan did not invade mainland US after Pearl Harbor because they knew the percentage of American gun owners and our ability to use them.



We are a strong arm of Homeland Defense, redneck or not.



There are Taliban "hunting permit" stickers floating around the internet.....open season, permit #911, no limit that sort of thing.......:lol:

 

[Ryan Schaecher]

See them there stickers all de time 'round 'ear.



R Shek

 

[Kevin Long]

Panhandle of Flordia has it's own time zone????

Did something change since the last time I was there?