Why do you love your Sport Trac?

[Jeff C]

So I need to head onto campus for a few minutes, and I'm driving out of the neighborhood and I see a good looking girl sitting at the bus stop up at the front of the neighborhood. I ask if she wants a ride, and of course she accepts. She says that she's seen my truck before and really likes it b/c it's not lifted with big tires like most trucks down here are. Talked for a bit on the drive and when I dropped her off, she gave me her number and said I should call her sometime...nice.



Heading back through campus, I can see a few girls looking...I mean, I'm playing Sister Hazel, and it's in the middle of a 5 minute guitar solo, so it sounds freakin awsome. I'm lovin it.



Back on the road and I pull up to a Mustang GT with a girl drivin. She looks over and says nice wheels, I say thanks, and when the light turns green she bolts foward, so I floor it and keep up with her. Next red light, she throws a piece of wadded up paper through my window; yeah, it's her number.



So basically I got two numbers that I would attribute mostly to the ST. Thanks Ford! Sorry, but I just had to share...

 

[JK II]

And then you wake up :lol:.

 

[Adam Yee]

good story but way too easy to slam.

 

[A K]

Don't let him fool you, folks.



They were restraining orders, not phone numbers.



Remember, Jeff, 500 yards of the girls, middle schools, and rectories.

 

[TomT]

The ST is a chick magnet!

 

[Jeff C]

Hey, slam if you want, but I won't be alone this weekend...

 

[Tom Schindler]

I get compliments on my Trac all the time.





Tom

 

[Tom Schindler]

Q,



You really are an idiot. I guess I wasn't wrong about that.





Tom

 

[Frank Marano]

i get alot of " ive seen that truck around but I didnt know it was yours" lol



bright yellow its hard to miss.......

 

[gary s]

sounds like it was going in the direction of a " penthouse forum " story !!

:lol:

 

[Robert Stanton]

Sounds like I need to start cruising college campuses again.



Um.... nevermind.

 

[Keith McElroy]

I clicked on Jeff's library to see his ST, then started wondering through the other folders.



<slightly juvenile>

The mpegs of "screamer" and "whipped cream incident" are a total letdown after seeing the picture pie.jpg. Maybe I expected something else, but it is a family forum.

</slightly juvenile>

 

[Jeff C]

Lol eledhel...yeah, but they're still funny...

 

[Jeff Geist]

Pie? I like pie. Pan down Booger...I want pie.:lol:

 

[23Ballistic randyvanaken]

A short time after dating my wife she decided to clean out my truck for me. Good thing she found that girls bra that seemed to be hiding under the back seat. I just laughed and told her "baby it was before you I promise"

 

[Gavin Allan]

Yeah, my wife hates that women are always throwning themselves on me because of my truck. I wish they would love me for my brain and who I am.

 

[Dre L]

what he said.

 

[Thomas Rogers]

I have found that if you can lick your eyebrows like Jeff C girls seem to throw their phone numbers at you.

 

[Gavin Allan]

Yeah, having a 6-inch tongue with a wart on the end can be helpful.

 

[Larry Phillips]

Why doesn't that ever happen to me?!

I've had girls shout they love my truck at me before, but I've never had their number thrown at me.

Maybe I just need to get my running boards on...



I got a love note on my wiper once, but nothing ever came of it...